Atleast, that’s what you have learned by staring at the giant clock in the middle of town. You smile to yourself with glee, telling yourself that it is only … twenty four more hours until you are officially back to a boy.

Your smile slowly begins to fade. You have gone for about a week— as much as your brothers always push you around, they’ve bound to have noticed your absence by now. In fact, they’ll probably be angry when you come back and learn that you haven’t been doing anything besides taking cat naps. Better yet, they wouldn’t even believe you. They didn’t believe you when you said that the girls kidnapped you and stripped you naked, but instead thought you just walked back home with them like a wimp.

You need to do something.

Something… cool.

You casually ponder on the possibilities of what to do. You have a lot of time. Perhaps you could just rob a whole bunch of candy. YEAH- and when midnight strikes— !

PERFECT.

A grin is now on your face as you clap your kitty paws with glee. You must prepare for this event ! It’ll be so big, and so easy too ! No one will blame you, and why ?

Because you’re a cat, that’s why ! Who would blame a cat ? If the stupid baby was dumb enough to give you food, then you could totally get away with getting a few bags of sugar without anyone batting an eye ! Yeah— the perfect plan !

As you dig at the box that you had pulled out from a dumpster, you get comfy and flop down. Time for your evil cat nap.