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[/ Flails a bit when swatted, causing him to fall off the couch but landing on his feet ] Hey, watch it ! [/ Suddenly, the magic anon kicks in. ]

[/ Looking back to the couch, he now sees a box with a sweet smell from them. Eyes widening, he gets in position, ready to pounce ]

-startled after hearing the boy’s voice, picking him up by the furry scruff of his neck before he can get to the box- Oh, so now you can talk?

[/ Coughs as if he’s been choked, looking up at him and blinks a few times ] .. Yeah, I guess so ! One of the anons did it ! 8D

[/ Wiggles his little paws toward the couch for the box ] ‘M hungry !!

-bops him lightly on the nose- No. You can’t have those. Bad kitty.

MROWR ! [/ His paws go up and rubs his nose ] I ain’t no pussy cat ! D:< And I’m hungryyyy !!

Too bad! Cats can’t eat chocolate anyway.

Wh- WHAA

SINCE WHEN ?! D8<

Since veterinarians said so.

What do they have to do with anything ??

All they do is eat green leaves all day !!

…-throws his face into his free hand- Those are vegetarians, Boomer, veterinarians are domestic animal experts.

… I- I knew that. >:I

I was just testin’ ya- yeah, that.

[/ … Mews again. ] HiiiiiIIIIIM, I’m huuuunNNGRYYYY